"Little Mix won! Little Mix bloody WON. They’re a girlband and I’m not screaming and doing a little jump on my sofa because they made it past week one, but because they WON. If we ignore the ridiculousness of the winners’ single saying ‘Little Mix – Cannonball’ on it, this is every different type of awesome.
It also has a lot of implications. Number one being that there are some really rich people out there, because though I don’t understand betting, something called ‘outside odds’ was being given 12 weeks ago, which means if you did have faith (their mums? Tulisa?) in the idea of a girlband making it all the way, your Monday morning just got a lot better. You’ll be cruising past William Hill on the way to work and getting a really nice lunch. Possibly something with lobster."
It also has a lot of implications. Number one being that there are some really rich people out there, because though I don’t understand betting, something called ‘outside odds’ was being given 12 weeks ago, which means if you did have faith (their mums? Tulisa?) in the idea of a girlband making it all the way, your Monday morning just got a lot better. You’ll be cruising past William Hill on the way to work and getting a really nice lunch. Possibly something with lobster."
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